Like Toy Soldiers, Pt. 1
Eminem lyrics
Eminem lyrics
"Can-A-Bitch Lyrics"
I Can't Help Myself I Love You I Want You Lyrics
If I would tell you how much you mean to me I think you wouldn't understand it So I'll wait, I'll wait until this day comes When you will understand it But I can't help myself, I can't stop myself, I am going crazy And I can't stop myself, Cannot control myself, I am going crazy CHORUS And I love you, I want you I wanna talk to you, I wanna be with you And I love you, I want you I wanna talk to you, I wanna be with you I cannot change it, I'm sure not making it One big hell of a fuss I cannot turn my back I got to face the fact Life without you is crazy REPEAT CHORUS Kiss me, thrill me, don't say goodbye Hug me, love me,
[Intro]
{in a high falsetto voice
Uncle Marshall!
Will you Tell us a bedtime story?
{regular voice
Here we go...
[Verse One]
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this little ass-kissin' vaginal blister
'Stanabis', little marshall mathers sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Kennif-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-I-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh
Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in a Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanner
It's Can-i-bitch with some Stan Lives shit
They greet me out at first man this is sick
For me being just a sick disconflict
gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
none of the messages at Shady Records You Left Me
The fourth Letter: "Slim you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth threat there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were ra
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit oh Dre wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Let's go" {*WOOSH!*
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
{*BOOSH!* (What was that?) oh Jermaine Dupre
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait backup hit him one more time in case
okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard!" ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
the Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice {*BOOSH!* {*BOOSH!*
{*BOOSH!* {*BOOSH!* (what was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kind of smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stapped him
He won't die this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up 'bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest make my shoulders touch!
DO SOMETHIN'! at least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-9!
Say 90 percent of my fans are blonde
'bis c'mon answer me man respond!!!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Resovoir Dogs
Bite ANOTHER line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
from a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of Ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch talk some shit again!!
STOMP HIM! (switch feet) STOMP HIM! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again
(Damn...) he disappeared, yo he's gone, he did it again!
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
If I would tell you how much you mean to me I think you wouldn't understand it So I'll wait, I'll wait until this day comes When you will understand it But I can't help myself, I can't stop myself, I am going crazy And I can't stop myself, Cannot control myself, I am going crazy CHORUS And I love you, I want you I wanna talk to you, I wanna be with you And I love you, I want you I wanna talk to you, I wanna be with you I cannot change it, I'm sure not making it One big hell of a fuss I cannot turn my back I got to face the fact Life without you is crazy REPEAT CHORUS Kiss me, thrill me, don't say goodbye Hug me, love me,
[Intro]
{in a high falsetto voice
Uncle Marshall!
Will you Tell us a bedtime story?
{regular voice
Here we go...
[Verse One]
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this little ass-kissin' vaginal blister
'Stanabis', little marshall mathers sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Kennif-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-I-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh
Losing Streak Lyrics
You only know what you've been taught. You'll never stop til' you get caught. You control the future and it's looking bleak. Seems like we're headed for another losing streak. And the fire's burning bright And still we act like everything's all right "I guess if we ignore it, it'll probably go away." If you believe that bullshit please see exhibit a. Forget about friendship, hey! Let's destroy the enemy. Well if there's one thing that I've learned My enemies are just as close to me. You keep your problems deep inside. You always play that game of run and hide. Even though they told you to see is to believe, It didn't take you long to know that looks they can deceive. Don't give up fighting 'til nothing else stands in your way. Don't give up talking until there's not
Can-i-bitch You only know what you've been taught. You'll never stop til' you get caught. You control the future and it's looking bleak. Seems like we're headed for another losing streak. And the fire's burning bright And still we act like everything's all right "I guess if we ignore it, it'll probably go away." If you believe that bullshit please see exhibit a. Forget about friendship, hey! Let's destroy the enemy. Well if there's one thing that I've learned My enemies are just as close to me. You keep your problems deep inside. You always play that game of run and hide. Even though they told you to see is to believe, It didn't take you long to know that looks they can deceive. Don't give up fighting 'til nothing else stands in your way. Don't give up talking until there's not
Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in a Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanner
It's Can-i-bitch with some Stan Lives shit
They greet me out at first man this is sick
For me being just a sick disconflict
gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
none of the messages at Shady Records You Left Me
The fourth Letter: "Slim you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth threat there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were ra
Beautiful Homes Lyrics
In beautiful houses With beautiful gardens And beautiful friends inside And I stand all alone That rain falling down I stare at your window and I cry I love you so much I love you too much I love you so much so much Will you be mine In beautiful houses With beautiful gardens Where beautiful dreams have died And you stand all alone With your friends all around And you stare at your window and you cry I love you so much I love you too much I love you so much so much Will you be mine And I'm sorry for the things I said Sorry for the things I did Sorry for the way I said goodbye I'm sorry for the things I said Sorry for the things I did Sorry that I ever made you cry-y-y
pin' with In beautiful houses With beautiful gardens And beautiful friends inside And I stand all alone That rain falling down I stare at your window and I cry I love you so much I love you too much I love you so much so much Will you be mine In beautiful houses With beautiful gardens Where beautiful dreams have died And you stand all alone With your friends all around And you stare at your window and you cry I love you so much I love you too much I love you so much so much Will you be mine And I'm sorry for the things I said Sorry for the things I did Sorry for the way I said goodbye I'm sorry for the things I said Sorry for the things I did Sorry that I ever made you cry-y-y
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch
So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit oh Dre wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Let's go" {*WOOSH!*
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
{*BOOSH!* (What was that?) oh Jermaine Dupre
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait backup hit him one more time in case
okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard!" ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
the Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice {*BOOSH!* {*BOOSH!*
{*BOOSH!* {*BOOSH!* (what was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kind of smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stapped him
Tenntucky Lyrics
Down in the hills of old Tenntucky I remember the night that I got lucky I saw you and you saw me Where the Cumberland River meets the Tennessee It's good to be good but I'd rather be lucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Heard the call of a whippoorwill I thought I smelled a moonshine still Train whistle moans on down the track Taking me back Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky --- Instrumwntal --- Heard the call of a whippoorwill I thought I smelled a moonshine still Train whistle moan on down the track Taking me back Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky...
twice, kept jabbin', Christ Down in the hills of old Tenntucky I remember the night that I got lucky I saw you and you saw me Where the Cumberland River meets the Tennessee It's good to be good but I'd rather be lucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Heard the call of a whippoorwill I thought I smelled a moonshine still Train whistle moans on down the track Taking me back Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky --- Instrumwntal --- Heard the call of a whippoorwill I thought I smelled a moonshine still Train whistle moan on down the track Taking me back Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky Down in the hills of old Tenntucky...
He won't die this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up 'bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest make my shoulders touch!
DO SOMETHIN'! at least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-9!
Say 90 percent of my fans are blonde
'bis c'mon answer me man respond!!!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Resovoir Dogs
Bite ANOTHER line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
from a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of Ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch talk some shit again!!
STOMP HIM! (switch feet) STOMP HIM! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again
(Damn...) he disappeared, yo he's gone, he did it again!
[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch